I can just
imagine a conversation between:
·
Nancy Pelosy, Speaker of the House
·
Adam Schiff, House Intelligence Chairman
·
Jerry Nadler, House Judicial Chairman
·
Jim Comey, Former FBI Director
·
John Brennan, Former CIA Director
·
James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence
·
Loretta Lynch, Former Attorney General
·
Andrew McCabe, Former FBI Deputy Director
“What
crimes did Trump commit?”
“We can’t
find any.”
“What dirt
have we found on him?”
“Nothing.”
“You’re kidding?”
“I wish.”
“We had the
FBI, CIA , National Intelligence, and the
Department of Justice working on this, and they found nothing.”
“That’s
correct.”
“The Mueller
investigation was a rigged kangaroo court, and they found nothing that Trump or
anyone in his family or anyone working on his campaign did wrong.”
“Has Trump
failed to fulfill his Oath of Office in any way?”
“Not that
we can find.”
“Have we
caught him in any lies?”
“He makes some
normal political exaggerations, but no actual lies.”
“Him telling
the truth is more of a problem, because he tells things that we don’t want
public and makes us look bad.”
“Have we
been able to frame him with anything that will make him look dirty?”
“We have
tried to frame him for every crime that we have committed ourselves and more.”
“Nothing
sticks, but hopefully it deflects attention from us.”
“You
haven’t done any better in the Congress.”
“That fake
whistle blower was a joke.”
“We have
done everything we could, both legally and illegally, and we don’t have squat.”
“The fake
news has backed up every lie we put out there, but nothing sticks.”
“CNN and
MSNBC have been saying the end is near for Trump for years and nothing
happens.”
“They keep
doubling down on their lies with no results.”
“I don’t
understand why anybody continues to watch those networks since everything they
say concerning Trump is proven wrong.”
“Are you
all saying we have been attempting this coup to overthrow the election for over
three years and we have zilch?”
“That’s about
it.”
“We have
spent millions of dollars and we have nothing to show for it?”
“Actually
less than nothing. His poll numbers keep
going up.”
“There has
to be something. No one is that clean.”
“None of us
could survive an investigation like Trump has survived.”
“Let’s face
it. If anyone ever investigated us like
that, we would all be in jail.”
“We have to
keep trying to frame him for something, or we all WILL BE BEHIND BARS.”
God bless President
Trump and guide him to make America great again.
“Trump did not bring division. Division brought Trump.
If you don’t see that, then you’re
part of the problem.”
Ava Armstrong