Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Green Thing

      I have seen several versions of this and it is so true.  I don’t know who wrote it, but I had to share it.  

     An older lady was checking out at the grocery store when a much younger cashier suggested that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment. 
     The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, “We didn’t have this ‘green thing’ back in my earlier days.”
     The young clerk responded, “That’s our problem today.  Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations.”
     The older lady said that she was right.  “Our generation didn’t have the ‘green thing’ in our day.”
     The older lady went on to explain:  “Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store.  The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over.  So they really were recycled.  But, we didn’t have the ‘green thing’ back in our day. 
     “Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags that we reused for numerous things.  Most memorable besides household garbage bags was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our schoolbooks.  This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings.  Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags.  But too bad we didn’t do the ‘green thing’ back then. 
     “We walked up stairs because we didn’t have an escalator in every store and office building.  We walked to the grocery store and didn’t climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.  But she was right.  We didn’t have the ‘green thing’ in our day. 
     “Back then we washed the baby’s diapers because we didn’t have the throw away kind.  We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts.   Wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days.  Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers and sisters, not always brand-new clothing.  But you are right; we didn’t have the ‘green thing’ back in our day.
     “Back then we had one TV, or radio, in the house – not a TV in every room.  And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember those?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana.  In the kitchen we blended and stirred by hand because we didn’t have electric machines to do everything for us.  When we packaged a fragile item to send it in the mail, we used wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.  Back then, we didn’t fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn.  We used a push mower that ran on human power.  We exercised by working so we didn’t need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.  But we didn’t have the ‘green thing’ back then. 
     “We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a plastic cup or bottle every time we had a drink of water.  We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blade in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade was dull.  But we didn’t have the ‘green thing’ back then. 
     “Back then people took the streetcar or a bus, and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service in the family’s $45,000 SUV or van which cost what a whole house did before the ‘green thing’.
     “We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances.  And we didn’t need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.
     “But, isn’t it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn’t have the ‘green thing’ back then?”  She picked up her plastic bags and walked out.

     Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smart-ass young person who can’t make change without the cash register telling them how to do it!

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